哪儿跟哪儿 (nǎr gēn nǎr) — What does that have to do with anything

What does that have to do with anything? — a Beijing expression of bewilderment at an illogical connection someone has made. Used when someone jumps to a completely unrelated conclusion or makes an argument that does not hold together.

Example Usage

我只是说天气热，你扯到我不爱你了？哪儿跟哪儿啊。

I just said it is hot outside and you jumped to me not loving you? What does that have to do with anything?

Cultural Context

哪儿跟哪儿 uses the Beijing 儿化 pronunciation of 哪. It perfectly captures the 张雪机车 character's impatience with fuzzy logic — she speaks in straight lines and has no patience for leaps that do not hold up.

Category: savage-humor